if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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