is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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