we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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