weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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