So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
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Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..