Just mADE A PArabola og urine
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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