party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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