last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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Oh Jesus.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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