Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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