White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming