Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??