Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.