I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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