I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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