This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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