i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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