The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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