it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Bring me that man meat
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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