If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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