my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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