whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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