I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday