Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
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Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.