i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just gift wrapped bread.
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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