Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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