is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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