Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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