with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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