Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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