She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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