Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.