He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means