would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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