You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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whose ass print is on the piano?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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