You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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