u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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