I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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