the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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