dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
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is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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