She went from zero to smokin in five shots
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
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i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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