I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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