I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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