I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
how does that bad decision feel?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize