His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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