Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
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The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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