Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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