I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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