How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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