I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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