Say something about gay babies.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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