As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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