ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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