four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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